Santa is FAKE

"This entire situation is astounding and will make you question last year's Christmas"

Since speculations about Santa have been circulating, a number of sources have revealed Santa's true identity in the last week.

"This entire situation is astounding and will make you question last year's Christmas," The North Pole Journalists' John Smith disclosed. What's going on in Santa's life now?

"I'm not who you believe I am," Saint Nick himself declared. 

 

Santa at the North Pole during Christmas - Getty Images/iStockphoto

The tooth fairy has taken his position.

"I knew I had to help when I got the call." The Tooth Fairy stated. 

Santa couldn't travel during Christmas in 2021 since the North Pole was melting due to global warming, so he contacted the Tooth Fairy. Santa only remembered one person who has wings and delivers goods to children, thus he contacted the Tooth Fairy. The Tooth Fairy will not distribute presents to children for the Christmas of 2022 because Santa has recruited a new replacement after the tooth fairy drew widespread criticism for discreetly becoming Santa without informing the citizens of the North Pole.

Santa's new replacement, on the other hand, is an exact replica of himself, since scientists from all around the world collaborated to make the perfect clone of Santa that functions exactly like him. This will continue until the North Pole returns to its previous state.